Flume’s Collab With Pusha T Is Downright Terrifying

Flume is an award winning artist, people all over the world have taken notice of his unique, genre-bending style as he’s ascended up the charts and onto mainstream airwaves. His latest track with Pusha T showcases yet again his diversity as well as the fact that he might be severely messed up in the head. Check out this little number below…

OK. What the actual fuck did I just hear? I don’t hate it. Not at all. But let’s be clear this track should only be played on a few occasions. 1. When you’re riding in your whip on your way to literally murder someone (hoping that doesn’t happen too often). 2. At an abandoned underground warehouse at like 6 am with people passed out with needles in their arms (hoping that doesn’t happen too often either). Let’s just say this one ain’t for the faint of the heart. Scary shit. Flume’s ‘Skin Companion ll EP’ is out now.

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Shaq To DJ At TomorrowWorld, People Set To Roll Their (Basket)balls Off

I don’t know how to even start this one, really at a loss right now. Try to follow this run on sentence for me: Ok so Shaq, yes Shaq, one of the biggest and most dominant NBA players of all time (and the lead in Shazam) is djing, yes djing, like playing music, at TomorrowWorld, yes TomorrowWorld, one of the biggest music festivals in the United States. Got that? After retiring Shaq has pursued a career in becoming a tv analyst which he still does as well as a career in law enforcement and now he’s apparently a dj, one good enough to play TomorrowWorld. The 43 year old will be performing under the moniker DJ Diesel.

TomorrowWorld’s lineup was already stacked enough for me. It’s got the usual heavy hitters like Afrojack, Showtek, Tiesto, as well as some lesser known guys who slay like Thomas Newson, Lucky Date, and Dallas K…BUT SHAQUILLE O’NEAL JUST TAKES THIS FESTIVAL FURTHER INTO THE STRATOSPHERE THAN THE BRAINCELLS OF THOSE ATTENDING. I’ve never drank or did drugs before (mom reads the blog now) but I can only imagine that being fucked up while the big fella is shaqtin’ a fucking fool dropping bombs would have to be the pinnacle of life. People would be tripping so hard for that set that they’d think Shaq was actually next to them (it’s just my friend Nana guys don’t worry). I can’t even imagine what he’d be playing, I’m thinking like ‘Jump Around’ and 90’s throwbacks mixed in with some hardstyle and filthy trap.

Having said that, if you are on drugs and paranoid, this whole thing can be a stunt for him to bust people and make a name for himself as a cop. Imagine getting pulled out of the crowd and getting your whole life ruined by Shaq? No thank you, I’ll be on my couch watching football, eating wings and drinking soda that weekend, but don’t worry I’m sure he’s just there to drop bangers for you, seriously no worries.

PS. After an “eventful” date night I once sought shelter on Nana’s futon. The next morning he gave me an appropriately huge SHAQ STARTER shirt that instead of saying back to back to back champion says SHAQ TO SHAQ TO SHAQ AND IT’S MINE FOREVER AND I’M NEVER GIVING IT BACK.

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Dillon Francis’ New Music Video Is A Modern Marvel

Dillon fucking Francis man. Gotta love him, in a genre where so many people wear and say the same exact things, Francis keeps it fresh and has a lot of fun with it. Well, in his newest music video for his track ‘Not Butter’ he might even have a little too much fun. Check the video below:

WOAH! This video really took me back, exactly like the parties we used to have in college. Pure sex, literally.  This exact video happened like 4 times a week in my frat house, nbd. But for real it’s great and refreshing to see Francis poking some fun at the overly cliche and expected themes of the genre. Everything’s jump! and party! and hot girls! This video nails it and pretty much mocks how absurd some of it gets. Well played, Dillon Francis. Might be the most raunchy thing I’ve seen since the infamous ‘Tip Drill’ porno/ music video. If you don’t know what that is then that just means your parents did a way better job of raising you than the rest of us. I’ll just leave that here too, don’t say Gratzfeed never taught you anything.