Future Dropping New Album Friday, Headlining Wild Tour Too

Free Bandz! Fucking love me some Future, who doesn’t? Well all of his fans can rejoice together this Valentines Day because Mr. Hendrix just announced he’s dropping an album this Friday, February 17th. Additionally, Super Future will be headlining a super tour featuring Tory Lanez, Kodak Black and Migos. Young Thug and A$AP Ferg will also be joining the madness on select dates as well.

The Tour will be called ‘Freebandz Presents Nobody Safe Tour’ and based on that lineup the name makes total sense. Those four acts back to back to back to back is actually a little concerning for the well being of those who will be in attendance. Tory Lanez has jumped all the way up in my personal rotation as his two new mixtapes are pretty damn solid. I’ve been listening to the ‘The New Toronto 2’ but he released ‘Chixtape IV’ simultaneously so I would venture to say thats also good. Kodak Black is fresh out of jail. Migos is Migos. Cap that off with some Future and I’d say exactly what the tour says, ‘Nobody Safe’. Album drops Friday, tour tickets also go on sale Friday at noon. Peep the flyer below to see when danger is invading your city.

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New York Chick Fil A Closed After Cluck Ton Of Health Violations

Chick Fil A may be fast food (deep fried, salt engulfed, high calorie fast food), but it’s different from other fast food options. The service is usually great, the people are friendly, and the store itself is always pretty damn clean. Well, the good name of Chick Fil A has now been tarnished as it’s new New York location has been shut down for a cluck ton of health violations (cluck ton, damn I’m good).

“According to the NYC Health department, more than 28 violation points would get a restaurant a “C” grade – the worst grade a restaurant can get in the city. Records currently show the grade for this Chick-fil-A restaurant is “grade pending.”

Here are the six violations the health department reported on December 24:
1. Cold food item held above 41 degrees except during necessary preparation.
2. Food not cooled by an approved method whereby the internal product temperature is reduced from 140 degrees to 70 degrees or less within 2 hours, and from 70 degrees to 41 degrees or less within 4 additional hours.
3. Filth flies or food/refuse/sewage-associated (FRSA) flies present in facility’s food and/or non-food areas. Filth flies include house flies, little house flies, blow flies, bottle flies and flesh flies. Food/refuse/sewage-associated flies include fruit flies, drain flies and Phorid flies.
4. Food not protected from potential source of contamination during storage of contamination during storage, preparation, transportation, display or service.
5. Wiping cloths soiled or not stored in sanitizing solution.
6. Facility not vermin proof. Harborage or conditions conducive to attracting vermin to the premises and/or allowing vermin to exist.”

Damn. Biggest choke job from New York since the Mets blew the World Series. You have ONE, ONE Chick Fil A and you can’t even handle that? If there’s one New Years Resolution this city should make it’s to turn this fiasco around and give the people the Chick Fil A they deserve. They were so wrapped up with protecting the city on New Years that they completely missed that a brand new Chick Fil A was going to shit right before their eyes. Inexcusable. I’d load up Jason Pierre Paul’s clubbed hand up with kitchen cleaner and have him scrub until the damn thing falls off. But for real I’m still going to eat at Chick Fil A regardless, obviously. Vermin, Shmermin. Just pour some Chick Fil A sauce on the affected areas and everything will be good to go. Plus, even though it got a “C” grading, that ain’t too bad in my book. C’s get degrees and now apparently C’s get diseased but in this case you literally have to risk it to get the biscuit. Last thing, if this doesn’t improve soon we have to bring out the big guns in there and we all know that’s Jon Taffer and his squad. Save yourself the embarrassment and humiliation, Chick Fil A, you’re better than this.

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Dude Taken Into Custody After Wielding Samurai Sword In Apple Store

Samurai sword in an apple store, hey that rhymes! Ok so a man has just been taken into custody after waving a samurai sword in the Apple store in Midtown, Manhattan.

“A man was taken into custody after allegedly waving a samurai sword around inside the flagship Apple Store in Manhattan.

It happened around 4 p.m. Friday at the 59th Street and 5th Avenue Apple Store location.

Police say that the man entered the store and was yelling and menacing with the sword.”

I usually tell my friends that I can’t handle New York because of all the craziness and looneys roaming around. This is not one of those instances. This man gets it, good for him. Going to the Apple store is starting to rival the all time most dreadful excursions one can make such as going to the dentist or DMV. First, you have to make an appointment (like you’re going to the fucking dentist), then you check in with one of the Apple creatures and they tell you to wait and they’ll get you when they’re ready. Then, while you’re waiting you look around the store, tempted to buy new cool looking shit even though the reason you’re there is because the old cool looking shit that you bought isn’t even working right. Then you finally get up to the nerd, er, genius* and they try to rush you out like you’re an old ex they saw on a sidewalk, brushing off the stupid questions you ask and making you feel dumber than you really are (I’m sorry I don’t know how the cloud works, GOSH). This guy probably just didn’t have the patience to deal with the nonsense and started waving a samurai sword to expedite the process. Either that or he was trying to give a haircut to an employee which would make total sense since a samurai sword is probably the only effective instrument that could cut those mops. The guy gets a D- for timing though, with all that’s going on in the world I’m not quite sure you should start waving samurai swords around in crowded places…IT’S JUST TOO SOON. He doesn’t get an F because I don’t know the exact reasoning for this behavior, like if his phone was out of warranty by a day or something then he’s in the clear. Anyways, I’m going to go waste my life away on this expensive Apple product that I bought to make my life more productive, ciao.

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You can check out the full article here:

http://abc7ny.com/news/man-taken-into-custody-after-allegedly-waving-around-sword-inside-midtown-apple-store/1093342/

Chick Fil A Coming to New York October 3

Growing up in South Jersey I’m far more accustomed to Philadelphia’s cuisine than New York’s, but at Rutgers I have been reminded numerous times how New York is basically the best place in the world with the best food ever by my north jersey peers. While the food in New York is undoubtedly incredible, it’s always been a little tough for me to take it seriously due to it’s severe lack of Chick Fil A establishments (the actual best cuisine ever). Well Luckily for The Big Apple that is about to change.

“Chick-fil-A’s long-awaited first freestanding location in New York City officially has an opening date.

The location at 37th Street and 6th Avenue will open Oct. 3, the chain announced Monday. It will be Chick-fil-A’s largest in the U.S.

While the restaurant has had an outpost in New York University’s food court with limited access and menu items for more than a decade, the new restaurant will be the first of two slated for the Big Apple. The chain plans to open another location near Rockefeller Center at 46th Street and 6th Avenue.”

I’m happy for New York, I really am. I have no idea what took so long in the first place but I truly am relieved for The Big Apple. Sure I despise their sports teams and feel bad for them as both their football teams are going to lose to the Eagles this year, but not having a Chick Fil A is a whole different issue, wouldn’t wish that upon my worst enemy. Yeah it will probably cost an arm an and a beak for a #3 but there are just some things in life you can’t put a price on and Chick Fil A is one of those things. Mazel tov to New York on this wonderful news!

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You can check out the full article right here:

http://www.cnbc.com/2015/08/10/chick-fil-a-unveils-nyc-opening-date.html