It’s Time We Address These Oreo Milka Bars…

When I went to Israel in December I left with a deeper sense of purpose and a greater understanding of the meaning of life. Experiencing growth both spiritually and mentality, there’s one specific moment where I can attribute this boundless transformation to. One defining moment where it all clicked and I saw the earth through a new lens. As someone who’s a bit of a picky eater, I found myself hungry to the point of delusion and needed some sort of substance to power me through the day. At the store I saw these “Milka” bars and noticed one that was Oreo based. I wasn’t sure if these existed in the states or not so I decided to give it a try….

You may think the purpose of this piece is to celebrate and admire these candy bars. Far from it. This is a warning. This is to raise awareness on a potentially life altering substance that is (for the moment) legalized and carried in real stores. Since Israel I have learned that these bars are now available in the states. For the sake of you and your loved ones do not try them. Just say no. We could be on the verge of the next big epidemic and it’s up to us to nip it in the bud. Colossal consequences at stake. I’m happy that I found my purpose in life. I’m glad to know that if I can stop just one person from eating these then I can make a real difference. The responsibility of preventing a massive outbreak falls squarely on our shoulders. If you know someone who’s been affected by Oreo Milka bars, or are personally affected yourself, please call the Gratzfeed hotline where you will receive one on one consultation from one of our trained experts. Have a blessed day.

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