Rangers Reliever Complains About Bautista’s Bat Flip, Is Huge Pussy

Whether you saw it or not, you know the Blue Jays win against the Rangers last night to advance was fucking bonkers. If you haven’t seen the image of Jose Bautista standing there like a fucking boss watching his home run launch into orbit than you might live under a rock. Basically what happened in case you are in fact Patrick Star is that with the Blue Jays losing (because of a fluke play) and facing elimination, their stud player clinched their comeback with a home run the next inning and added some pizzaz by flipping his bat after doing so. However not all are pleased with his showmanship as Rangers reliever Sam Dyson had this to say, according to an ESPN article:

“I told him Jose needs to calm that down,” Dyson said of his comments to Blue Jays designated hitter Edwin Encarnacion in the next at-bat after Bautista’s blast, a confrontation that cleared the benches in the seventh inning of Toronto’s 6-3 win. “Just kind of respect the game a little more.”….

“He’s a huge role model for the younger generation that’s coming up and playing this game,” Dyson said of Bautista. “He’s doing stuff that kids do in whiffle ball games and backyard baseball.”

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Are you fucking kidding me bro? Dude just put his entire team, state, country on his back and you’re upset because he was pumped about that? Go home bro, oh wait you are going home because your team just lost. You don’t like it, fine. Then don’t give up a home run to the guy, simple as that homie. The last part really gets me though. Baseball is so fucking boring compared to football and basketball (and hockey), God forbid players do shit to add some excitement to the three hour saga. Makes me think about how much better football used to be when Randy Moss was mooning the crowd and Chad Johnson (Ochocincooooo) was river dancing on mothafuckas. Kids stuff? Dude, whiffle ball is the tits. How dare he disrespect the sport like that, making it out to be some silly child’s game. Let me tell you something Sam Dyson, whiffle ball is a game for true warriors, real men are made out there in the backyards of America. Just make sure you’re respectful on the golf course in the upcoming weeks because that’s the only sport you’ll be playing, bruh.

You can check check out the full article right here

“He’s a huge role model for the younger generation that’s coming up and playing this game,” Dyson said of Bautista. “He’s doing stuff that kids do in whiffle ball games and backyard baseball.

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