Jared From Subway’s Home Raided In Connection To Child Porn

Wait, WHAT!? Yeah you read that correctly, apparently Jared, yes that Jared, had his home raided by FBI agents in connection to child pornography.

“The 37-year-old was detained outside of his Zionsville house as a special taskforce removed electronics from the property and took them to a mobile forensics van parked in his driveway, WTHR reported.

Fogle’s wife and kids left just after the 6:30 a.m. raid began, local media reported.

He is not under arrest at this time.

In April, the executive director of the Jared Foundation — a nonprofit founded by Fogle to battle childhood obesity — was  arrested on child pornography charges after investigators found more than 400 illicit videos in his Indianapolis home. Russell Taylor recorded all of the graphic footage was inside his home or his former homes between 2012 and 2015, police said.”

OK, so the first thing you have to understand is that thus far, Jared has not been arrested. We don’t even technically know why his house is being raided in the first place, so it’s not fair to say the guy is involved in some crazy child pornography scandal. But, IMAGINE SON?! That would be fucking crazy, dude has enough will power to lose 784 pounds but doesn’t have the will power to not watch kids get it on. There has to be some rules just in case this shit is actually legit:

1. No $5 dollar footlong jokes. Ok maybe for like the first day or two but after that we gotta get more creative, that’s just too easy. I’m thinking more along the lines of like “hey, are the cucumbers at Subway fresh? I heard they were newly picked”, or “hey don’t go to subway, the long rolls are always rock hard!”I don’t know, it’s not even noon yet but we can definitely get more creative than $5 footlong shots.

2. Number one is really all I got for now, I’ll keep you posted if anything changes.

But seriously, doesn’t it seem like theres always a new child pornography case in the news? How does that even happen? Yeah pot’s illegal but like if you wanna pick up an eighth for the night it’s not all that hard, don’t even wanna know how one get’s involved with this kind of garbage. Must be some shady, shady people. Jared hasn’t even been arrested yet, but stay tuned to Gratzfeed and we’ll keep you posted because face it, you just really wanna know if the fucking dude from Subway is going to jail for beating his salami to kiddie porn.

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Check out the original article right here:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/subway-pitchman-jared-fogle-home-raided-child-porn-bust-article-1.2283728

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