Harrison Barnes Wins Title, Drinks For The First Time

This is just heartwarming stuff right here, 23 year old Harrison Barnes has had his first sip of alcohol after winning the NBA Championship with his Warrior teammates last night.

“Two Warriors famously abstain from alcohol, Iguodala and Harrison Barnes, and both were under more pressure to drink than college freshmen. “They didn’t get me,” Iguodala claimed. “They got me,” Barnes admitted. When Barnes slipped out the door a little before 3 a.m., saying he needed to shower back at the Ritz, reserve guard Justin Holiday hollered after him: “You’re going to be asleep in 10 minutes.” Barnes, true to his word, returned. The party churned past 5 a.m. Curry was among the last to leave.”

This makes me feel a lot better about myself actually. If this is what it takes to be an NBA champion/ NBA Finals MVP, then count me OUT. I guess you can’t have it all in this world, and to me the millions and the fame just don’t compare to the drunk you get from a $8.99 bottle of pineapple Burnetts. Also, this is probably why Philly fans hate Andre Iguodala. Can’t even drink after he wins the Finals MVP……….Pussy. Listen I don’t care if you don’t drink, but this guy went to ARIZONA for college. That’s like going to Syracuse for Communications and NOT having a rich lawyer dad who spoils you, just doesn’t make any sense. So yeah, as Kevin Durant would say in this case “you the real MVP, Harrison Barnes”.


Check out the full article about the Warriors celebrations right here:


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