Bold Strategy Cotton. What happened exactly? A 19 year old drunkenly set up a DUI checkpoint on a PA highway, with legit road flares and shit… you just can’t make this stuff up.
“Troopers say 19-year-old Logan Shaulis, of Somerset, parked his vehicle diagonally across state Route 601 and set up road flares at about 4 a.m. Saturday.
A motorist who stopped says Shaulis claimed he was a trooper and demanded to see a driver’s license, registration and insurance papers.
When real troopers arrived, police say Shaulis tried to hand a BB pistol to the car’s passenger and said, “I can’t get caught with this.”
He faces charges including drunken driving, impersonating a public servant and unlawful restraint.”
Kid’s a fucking boss. Straight up mocking authority and staging a whole DUI production, drunk as fuck. Pure genius, kid’s way ahead of his time. Not only was it brilliant, this upstanding (probably not literally) citizen should be honored for his services. I can think of a hundred worse things a drunk person could have done at 4 am, this dude was doing a public service and making sure the even drunker people were off the road. Sure he might have gotten a butt ton of stupid charges, but hey, at least it’s going to make for a great story when he’s older and that’s what its all about right? Hopefully everyone will come to their senses and give this hero the proper recognition he deserves.
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