Sixers Continuing Upcoming World Domination With Another Case of Trade Rape

The Sixers benefited by making another move today, acquiring a first round pick and Javale McGee for…nothing, nobody. Yup, thats right, they got a first round pick for next year (top 18 protected or lottery protected year after that) for absolutely nothing or nobody. OK SORRY I’M LYING the Sixers actually gave up the rights to Turkish Forward Cenk Akyol, who was drafted in 2005 and in all probability will never play in the NBA. The only thing worth mentioning about Cenk Akyol is that he could have a great nickname if the people of Turkey decide to call him 50 Cenk. Yes, the Sixers have to absorb McGee’s brutal contract but because they were so far below the salary cap, a rule in the Collective Bargaining Agreement would have made them pay that money regardless. Brilliant.

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Gotta love what evil genius Sam Hinkie is doing here. Literally just forcefully taking advantage of stupider teams and GM’s and pillaging them for future weapons. Just look at that fucking smirk in that picture. He has so much pent up rage against everybody blasting him about the Sixers tanking and trying to change the draft rules to fuck them over. Dude can’t wait to start unleashing his master plan and start building his NBA dynasty thats going to run the league for years to come. Can’t wait for the draft in June, if you’re a fan of any other team enjoy your hopes at a title now, while you still can.

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